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Moron’s I have known

May 9th, 2008 · 5 Comments · None, Photos

I want to talk about Survivor.

My burning question today:

Is there a bigger moron in the history of Survivor than Erick?

I have been a Survivor fan since it first started; I’ve watched as much as my life allows of the shows. I watched Richard Hatch cavort around naked. I watched Jonathon self-destruct. And James. What can I say about James? “Ooh la la” comes to mind and then I need to wipe the drool off my chin.

I LOVE this show.

And Erick? He’s obviously never seen this show. Because he did the stupidest thing he could have possibly ever done on this show. He walked to the end of the pier with a bucket of fish guts and blood and carefully and thoughtfully poured it into the water, jumped in and asked the circling sharks to EAT.HIM.ALIVE. And they did. And he was SURPRISED!

And wasn’t James’ line about being replaced as the stupidest contestant on Survivor wonderful?


5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Goldberry // May 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    See…I heard about this, but I don’t remember that happening and I sware that I saw every episode. I wish I saw this….

  • 2 zdoodlebub // May 20, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    But do you think he redeemed himself in the finale, saying that he knew it was stupid, but looking back, he didn’t regret it because it didn’t think he had what it took, amorally, if he got to the end anyway? I think he must have had a PR person write it for him because he couldn’t have said anything more perfect to explain away the stupidest move ever.

    So happy Parv won. Don’t love her, but kind of hated Amanda…

  • 3 Victoria // May 21, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    I totally wanted to watch Survivor this season. But I was committed to LOST and House and Idol and, well…you get the idea. *grin*

  • 4 Cynthia // May 23, 2008 at 7:25 am

    missing you…hope things are going well….

  • 5 All Adither // May 28, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    Oh, I miss the days of watching Survivor.

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