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Blame it on a man

February 6th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Exercise, Exercising

Men are the most disgusting creatures.

I went to work out tonight and there was a guy working out on the elliptical machine down from all the treadmills.

He moved to one of the treadmills.

He moved back to the elliptical machine.

He did not. I’ll put that in capital letters for you. NOT. Clean off one of the machines before he left.

Not one.

Someone had, and I don’t think there is any delicate way to put this, hocked a booger on the machine I was using. And it had dried.

Imagine me here dousing myself with anti-bacterial lotion and washing myself down with anti-bacterial wipes.

I’m betting it was a man.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Beth // Feb 6, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Yuck! Can you complain to the management? Maybe they can politely remind certain customers to wipe off the equipment after using it? At least you can start packing antibacterial wipes in your gym bag!

  • 2 gawdess // Feb 7, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Okay I am so totally oooooooged out.

    ummm, good for you for continuing to work out though.

  • 3 Heather // Feb 7, 2008 at 11:06 am


  • 4 All Adither // Feb 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm


    Do you remember getting library books as a kid and, inevitably, finding a dried boog between two of the pages?

  • 5 Leanne // Feb 10, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    Eew. I’m going to go for a run tomorrow on my nice freezing cold street. At least I won’t be near too many boy coodies that way.

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