Yesterday we went to the mall because the BoyChild needed some new shoes.

The BoyChild has Fred Flintstone feet; high arch and flat.

This is the only pair he found that he liked.

This is, except for the pair he was wearing, the only pair of shoes he has that fit.  We tried to get the BoyChild to buy another pair, but he wouldn’t pick another pair.  I’ve learned not to buy any shoes unless he likes them because he won’t wear them.

My son has the shoes of a 50 year old man.