Do not go to Petsmart in flip-flops. Nuf’ said. Technorati Tags: Petsmart, animals

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“Jezz-Us Christ!” Sounding extraordinarily like his Daddy. At least this time it wasn’t me improving his vocabulary. Technorati Tags: children

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Said by the BoyChild after showering my arm with sloppy wet kisses, “that’s to fill your heart with my kisses.” Couldn’t you just eat him up?

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What: A conversation between the BoyChild and me. Setting: The BoyChild and I are in the store. Me: BoyChild, do you need to go pee? BoyChild: No, I’m just holding my penis in case it’s wet. Uh. O.K. Technorati Tags: children, conversations

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The BoyChild told me last night, “it’s a boy thing, Mom, you wouldn’t understand.” Um. O.K.

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Today I called the BoyChild after he had returned from school. His allergies had been bothering him this week and I asked him how he was doing. His response: I am doing well, Mom. Ciao, M&Co.

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We were sitting in the car, talking about Christmas, waiting for the light to change. BoyChild: I know where Santa Clause lives! Me: Really? Where does Santa Clause live? BoyChild: In the Mall! Do you suppose I take him shopping too much? Ciao, M&Co.

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I want to get rid of all the scary punkins and replace them with love punkins!

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“You mean I have to wipe it out of there!?! I’m not likin’ this at all.” A teenaged daughter holding a bottle of toilet bowl cleaner talking to her mother. They appeared to be buying supplies to take to college. Oh the harsh realities of life. M&Co.

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Today I had a client in my office who was born three years AFTER I graduated from high school. Think about that. Ciao, M&Co.

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